Millions of Milkshakes

Millions of Milkshakes is the latest celebrity bandwagon. It's an outlet at 8910 Santa Monica Boulevard (West Hollywood) that allows you to customise your own overpriced milkshake. But, even though you'll never have Barack Obama's power or Britney Spears' fame you can have a small piece of their world by purchasing a "Celebrity Shake" that they've specified. Basically, Millions of Milkshakes has thought this up to get people through the door. Millions of Milkshakes gets press. The celebrities get press. Win, win!

Wendy: "Hey, do you want to go to Millions of Milkshakes?"
Lucy: "Maybe another time, I don't feel like milkshake right now!"
Wendy: "Are you sure? Miley Cyrus went there once!"
Lucy: "Well, why didn't you say so? Of course I'll go to Millions of Milkshakes!"

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by ShudaGone2Specsavers May 23, 2009

strawberry milkshake

the act of cumming in a girls face and hitting her in the nose

she yelled someone elses name so i gave her a strawberry milkshake in her sleep!

by mike e boy September 25, 2005

Strawberry Milkshake

When a man is having sex with a woman on her period and he pulls out and ejaculates in her mouth, and she swallows the half blood half semen like substance.

Although your on your period, I'm going to cum in your mouth. Therefore, giving you a strawberry milkshake.

by Claytonicus Maximus July 3, 2013

farmshow milkshake

When a girl guzzles down a healthy amount of horse semen in front of group of paying costumers usually at a farm or stable.

The spectators watched as the girl took the full shaft of the horse's penis into her throat. One even said, "This is going to be the best farmshow milkshake I've ever seen!"

by Maru413 January 12, 2011

milkshake gatekeeper

One who is compelled to take a stand against trivial matters and air their frustrations—usually pertaining to fastfood—on Facebook

“Dear Steak n Shake, if I come through the drive through and you tell me I can’t have a milkshake because your machine is down, you’re not allowed to have ‘Shake’ in the name of your restaurant!”

—Tim’s Facebook status, 1:37am

Tim is being a milkshake gatekeeper

by Tims friend March 5, 2019

barbecue milkshake

A shake that you can tell someone to make at Sonic (the drive-thu).

Luis: Hi, can I get a vanilla shake but can you mix it with barbecue sauce?

Sonic Lady: *literal 9 seconds pass bye*.. is that all?

Luis: Yep!

*shake is given*

Luis: Ah yes, I would like to get 14 different people to try my barbecue milkshake.

by Not Luis but perhaps Ethan S May 17, 2019

Tomato milkshake

When you creampie someone on their period.

Gave my girlfriend a tomato milkshake last night.

by Penaldman July 7, 2017