I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log

So surprised. Not possible. They achieved whatever the tasks. They are bad assses for even attempting

You done a fantastic job. I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log. Can’t believe you pulled it off.

by KelSuzyQ March 25, 2022

I ate my dog’s shit and I liked it

ok

i ate my dog’s shit and I liked it
it’s hairy

by pleasehelocacapeepeepoofsrt June 27, 2022

Eat, shit and die.

The three things everyone has to do.

Eat, shit and die.
Eat, shit and die?
Eat, shit and die!

by Gord0 the Great February 19, 2023

Shit fire and save the matches

An expression of surprise or shock that is an extension of the phrase 'Shit fire' Used primarily by people in the southern and mid western U.S.

"She's going to what? Well if she shaves her head, I'll shit fire and save the matches."
"Shit fire and save the matches! There's no way you really won at the casino."

by CassiopeaVixen1 March 5, 2009

shit fire and save matches

An exclamation, as in "Well, I'll be," or "You don't say," or "Isn't that something?" Something my uncle says all the time.

Person #1: Hey, did you know that J.J. got thrown in the can?
Person #2: Well shit fire and save matches, no I did not.

by goobershanker April 6, 2004

Shit it and Quit it

1. To defecate in a toilet and promptly exit without flushing.

2. To never call your feces, or answer its calls, after having discharged it from your anus.

Franky was disgusted by the flushing lever in the gas station bathroom, so he decided to Shit it and Quit it just like his old man taught him.

by Freddy V. December 29, 2008

shit shower and shave

1. a routine that all men should follow if not already doing.

2. something most of Europe hasn't done.

Dad: "always remember to shit shower and shave."

Sonny: "ok papa."

by Kevin July 26, 2004