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Reed

Loves men and can’t stop sucking dock. He is gay and homophobic at the same time. Super annoying and never gives a fuck. Always wants to have sex with men and sexually harassed his hockey team. He loves someone named Dylan.
Stop being like Reed
by Djifbfjcjxnndnxbxj November 22, 2021
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Reed smith

The ultimate vape burglar. This man cannot be trusted even if it’s with a penny. This man is like a magnet to electronic cigarette devices, specifically cherry ice. If you have any belongings I would not advice you alert reed about them because he will take that information and do everything in his power to get them in his sticky fingers. He is a class A liar, with 3 scholarships to the FBI. if you ever are unfortunate enough to come across reed smith, say a prayer and run for the hills because he will take your vape and lie about it until the end of his days.
“Hey reed do you still have my cherry ice vape? I gave it to you 10 minutes ago.” Says Aly, “no, this one is mine I haven’t seen yours” Reed Smith replies. See you in hell lying pig.
by Ashy lyn October 24, 2020
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Reed

Literally the sexiest thing alive, he has the biggest ding dong in the world and absolutely destroys girls with it.
I was sleeping with Reed last night, I have to use a wheelchair now
by Sexiest_guy_ever May 12, 2023
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Reed

weird little guy, possibly a midget and unfortunately most likely jewish
Friend: man I hate being short

You: man your such a Reed
by Cheezit_69sigma October 30, 2025
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Reed

Guy: Look its Reed!
Girl: Hah total bottom!
by hahanothankschief November 28, 2019
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Reed

Reed is always a dumb-fuck who thinks he can do anything, and that he's the best person ever
Reed said that he was going to Join the NFL then run for office. Fucken Reed
by T-Nippes25 December 1, 2022
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Reed

someone who loves cheeseburgers almost as much as he loves getting pounded in his juicy hole
"Yea my buddy Reed is always down for a cheeseburger, and gay sex!"
by Boylover317 October 3, 2024
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