Dylan

The tall one that thinks he’s so cool in front of all his friends when he just looks like a dumb idiot.

Mom:DYLAN COME CLEAN THE DISHES
Dylan:FUCK OFF YOU LITTLE SHIT IM PLAYING GTA
Mom:SMACK... back stabber

by ImAidiotLOL December 9, 2019

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dylan o’brien. a hot beast who is the best actor and great and the loml :).

dylan: *exists*
girls: AHAHHH DIWKDJWJDWJJSJSJDKEKD

by squidwards_testicles April 22, 2019

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Dylan is someone who is so retarded that he likes to stir fry toenail clippings.

Person 1: Who is that ?
Person 2: Oh, that's just Dylan, don't talk to him, he's kinda dumb.

by Kermitov May 17, 2019

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The Dylan is a very rare sub-species of pot head called stonovapacus, the Dylan can’t go one day without vaping and smoking at least a little weed, the Dylan is also a party animal a crazy ass motherfucker, the Dylan is also a real dick 90% of the time, a real BITCH.

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by El-Birdi May 28, 2019

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Dylan’s can be very sensitive or pretty rad and funny, A dylan will either make u feel amazing to be around with or want to get away from them because they can never handle a joke, Dylans tend to be nerds.

Nataly: Hey Ally have you seen Dylan.
Ally: He’s probably crying in the bathroom again.
Nathanial: Ill go get him (eye roll)

by swagger.wagger June 20, 2019

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