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monkey diving

Chloe's dunk was so fine, it made want to go monkey diving.
by No Eyed Schmee September 28, 2008
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Dumpster Diving

The act of performing analingus on someone after they have defecated and not showered or bathed.
My husband insisted on dumpster diving, even after I ate Taco Bell and had the runs.
by GoBaut619 April 22, 2017
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Clap Dive

Before jumping off the starting block for a swim meet, you clap your hands together once like a retarded seal while summoning thor, the norse god of thunder, and proceed to fall/flip into the water, most likely landing on your back. then continue swimming
I just Clap Dived before our relay. I think the water parted for a second.
by johnnyhammerstix11212 March 27, 2011
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Dick diving

Guy (or a girl) is laying like a plank, the other girl or guy is squatting above him and jumps onto their dick and lands on it
When she’s dick diving you have to hold your dick so it doesn’t get bent.
by Aaron and princess June 18, 2021
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Dumpster diving

An innuendo referring to anal sex.
“Dude, I just totally went dumpster diving with my girl!”
by XxNoobSlayer420xX April 8, 2019
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Swan Dive

The act of theatrically throwing ones self to the floor for no apparent reason. Typically used in sport by cheats in Wales.
"Ah nah, ya boy Ayew's only gone and Swan Dived. Again."
by JT's mum May 28, 2021
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mud diving

Sandy was on her period, so I went mud diving instead
by smile420 May 2, 2014
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