Davide

Is quiet the funny type but cannot decide what he wants. In this case females would be a problem. Davide is a person who will put girls before his best mates. He can be called a shark and does not have an outstanding reputation. He enjoys football and derives from an Italian descent. He often goes for his mates ex girls but it does not phase him. He believes that his mates are changing and they go out with the wrong people. Females tend to fall for his half descent looks but he will never understand how to treat a woman and always looking to get down and dirty. No respect for females or fellow friends

Davide is such a sharking bastard

by David MacNamara November 4, 2008

David

a nerd

LOOK! A DAVID.

by swaggypants27 November 16, 2017

David

A type of vibrating dildo.

Susan says "Oh I had such a nice time last night with my david"

by lil computer geek May 14, 2008

the david

to jack off multiple times in a day

I do the david once in awhile, ya know?

by gogglespinoy April 27, 2008

David

One that will mislead you with advice on snapchat.

Dude, I totally pulled a David and asked her for accidental sex for money.

by D yoni eggs February 2, 2020

David

Thinks beans are still funny.

Stop making David jokes.

by Letmewhipyourforheadplease October 1, 2020

David

The dirtiest minded person you will ever meet. They can turn any situation dirty even if you think it's impossible.

-David is such a dirty minded kid.
-I know right! He can make anything dirty!

by The.CringeOVERLORD_69 December 8, 2018