couple wanking

When you and your partner are horny but too tired to have a fuck

Couple wanking is when too people want yo ficl but are too tired. So they both have a wank

by eldude bro February 1, 2017

Alternative couple

A stereotypical alternative couple is a girl with daddy issues and a drug addicted skater boy.

Isaac and Tia are such a cute Alternative couple!

by Sweatshirtstrings June 9, 2020

Micheal Couple

Couple meaning 2+

A Micheal couple can range from 2 to infinity.

Hey can I borrow a Micheal couple?

by DarkBane September 6, 2023

Sexy couple

A couple of two people who are fine as heck. These people tend to make others jealous

David and Elena were so good looking that Tekashi said “damnnn that’s one sexy couple”

by FactsProvider November 12, 2021

Perfect couple

A couple (two people in a relationship) that is ultimately perfect and without flaw. A perfect couple are two people that love each other very much and support each other in everything they do. Even if relationships can be hard sometimes they still make it through and will always love each other.

Person 1: Wow, Kali and Neil are so amazing!

Person 2: I know right! They're the perfect couple. They are so cute together.

Person 1: I know I wish I had a relationship like that!

by TheCanadianHudson February 8, 2019

the annoying couple

The couple that’s always non stop flirting with each other even in the worse situations. They also don’t talk to anyone else til they wanna make fun or need something.

Every one hates the annoying couple

by Big daddy king March 5, 2021

couple tracks

Originating from the HardLore podcast... when an album only has a handful of good songs.

Person 1: "Do you like the new Twitching Tongues album?"
Person 2: "Not really, but it has a couple tracks"

by Not Colin or Bo April 28, 2023