Someone who is very selfish in the way that they speak. They don’t think before they speak and it’s usually passive aggressive or rude
Jena: that’s a pretty outfit “sarcastically”
Steve: shut up Jena just because you’re poor
Jena: don’t start with me smart mouth
Steve: shut up Jena just because you’re poor
Jena: don’t start with me smart mouth
by Itsactuallyjesus August 04, 2019
A guy with blond hair who is intelligent. He often does mental feats which other people find astounding.
I am a smart blond: I am taking an AP world hsitory class in 10'th grade with a B average. I am taking latin 3 with an A average. I am taking english with an A average. I am reading Chaucer in middle english for fun. I am an INTP by MBTI typing.
by INTP April 20, 2009
While visiting Kopp's frozen custard shop in Milwaukee where smart-ass Custard Shop Manager Scott Borkin was on duty, Vice President Joe Biden was sampling some of the tasty treats.
Biden: "What do I owe you for the delicious custard?"
Smart-ass Custard Shop Manager Scott Borkin: “Don’t worry, it’s on the house. … Lower our taxes and we’ll call it even.”
Biden: “Why don’t you say something nice instead of being a Smart–ass all the time?”
Smart-ass Custard Shop Manager Scott Borkin: (Thinking) This motherfucker just lost my vote.
Biden: "What do I owe you for the delicious custard?"
Smart-ass Custard Shop Manager Scott Borkin: “Don’t worry, it’s on the house. … Lower our taxes and we’ll call it even.”
Biden: “Why don’t you say something nice instead of being a Smart–ass all the time?”
Smart-ass Custard Shop Manager Scott Borkin: (Thinking) This motherfucker just lost my vote.
by markwonder August 30, 2010
People with street smarts hate people with book smarts because they are envious of their superior intellect.
by Sesquipedaliman June 05, 2013
Smart Aleck- When someone is a pain in the ass, they’re also being annoying, and they act like they know it all
by Lebron Gonzalez January 25, 2019
the fruit thought he was the smart waffle, yet when slugger came into the room he knew he was definately wrong.
by sluggermon April 25, 2006
by Marc Ecko September 02, 2009