presti pringles

A man who eats pringles exclusively

your are a presti pringles

by general yeeticus dabber 3rd May 6, 2019

Pringles 2.0

The revolution of pringles are here. Now with triple the salt!

Side effects:
Meme fever

Dysentery (1-5 days left to live on the oregon trail.)
Being voted out first in Survivor Saba.

Holy crap these pringles 2.0 lack salt fat and death. I'm still alive, is a statement that any good chip nowadays should not be said after eating them!

by DrChippy July 27, 2019

pringle

pringle lipped bitches who think their the shit. crust af

that bitch got some crusty pringles on her face

by kyoung45510 March 13, 2018

Pringle

A Pringle is someone who is so sensitive, that they aren't even a snowflake anymore. This person can not handle real world problems and has a melt down over the tiniest of issues. Pringles are originally a brand of potato chips that comes in a tube and has many different flavors. This person crumbles as easily as a single pringle, hence the name. It's not strictly political and can be used on any one who is too sensitive or feels they must be sheltered from everything.

Example 1:
Mia: Yeah, I took my dog to the vet today. They said she's gonna be-

Micheal: NO!!!! NOT YOUR DOG!!! I LOVED HER SO MUCH! Why did this happen!?!?!!?

Mia: Relax! She just had fleas!
*rolls eyes* You are such a pringle.

Example 2:
*Johnny sits down to watch a movie*
TV: WARNING! THIS SHOW CONTAINS GRAPHIC SCENES THAT MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR YOUNG VIEWERS. IT IS RATED 18.

The only 'graphic' thing is a guy smoking a cigarette.

Johnny: Such pringles.

by EmotionalAnnie12 September 7, 2019

Pringle

Its when youre single but also hungry

Interviewer: Relationship status?
Michael: Um pringle. That's like single but hungry.

by Luna_moona April 12, 2017

Pringle

When your single and you don't know what gender you want.

Pringles are just lonely people with no love life.

by Dani Lynn September 25, 2020

Pringles

The chips In the can that are like crack to the average human being.

Jimmy: Dude why did you eat all the Pringles?
Carl: I just opened it ate 5 and they were gone.
Jimmy: Oh Carl you know they are the Chip equivalent to Crack.

by PringleAddict December 15, 2021