Schrodinger's DILF

A term used for attractive older men if you're not sure if they're fathers or not (used when you're unsure if a person is a real DILF)

A: "Woah! Mr.Jones is a daddy"
B: "we're not sure if he's an actual dad though..."
A: "Well he's a Schrodinger's DILF then ,there's a chance he has kids and there's a chance he doesn't"
A: "Besides he looks like a Dad so I'll still use the term Daddy"

by MinheZSCREAMMMMMMMMMS May 19, 2021

dilf

dad i'd like to fuck (sven karvonen)

sven karvonen is a dilf

by definitivtinteenelevpåjarla February 5, 2021

DILF

Word commonly used to describe fathers who have sired a child named ethan

Yo did you see Ethan's dad today? Major DILF alert

by Hobo_Hammer231 May 30, 2024

dilfing

using hot middle-aged men to make people with daddy issues watch your content

marvel is dilfing in wandavision to get more views

by Savixrs May 7, 2021

dilf

a father who is very attractive and has a massive horse cock.

holy jesus mary! calebs dad is a dilf

by meowmeowpusspuss November 3, 2022

Dilf

A very sexy dad

When Chuck walked into the room it was very clear that he is a dilf

by TimBuz January 20, 2018

DILF

Toji Fushiguro

who's Toji Fushiguro?
DILF!!!!!!!!!

by ppet May 31, 2021