by skaehfjaesv January 23, 2022
1. After foreplay but before sex a man stands on the end of the bed whilst the woman lies on the bed, usually underneath him. The man then lets a cry, usually CRUISE MISSILE or KAMIKAZE and then jumps onto the woman aiming to conduct sexual intercourse at a heightened velocity.
2. A type of weapon employed by armed forces to take out enemy instillations at a long to medium range.
2. A type of weapon employed by armed forces to take out enemy instillations at a long to medium range.
1. Man 1: Hey man I totally cruise missiled my girlfriend last night.
Man 2: Is that why you're walking funny today and you have a black eye?
Man 1: Totally worth it.
2. General: Privates this is a cruise missile. You will be working with this for most of your army career.
Private: Hey that reminds me, I'm seeing my girlfriend tonight.
Man 2: Is that why you're walking funny today and you have a black eye?
Man 1: Totally worth it.
2. General: Privates this is a cruise missile. You will be working with this for most of your army career.
Private: Hey that reminds me, I'm seeing my girlfriend tonight.
by Jenno18 July 28, 2010
walking round the supermarket, at around 6-7pm, trying to decide which ready meal to have for dinner
by selmabouvier December 19, 2003
1. How was the cross country road trip bro?
2 It was good, but we couldn't find any chicks to pick up. It was a complete dude cruise!
2 It was good, but we couldn't find any chicks to pick up. It was a complete dude cruise!
by scubasteve757 March 30, 2009
One of the most misunderstood male actors out there. The most succesfull movie star of all time. Known for his handsome face and his big box office scores.
by Cindy?8 January 09, 2009
Tom Cruise is gay.
by READINGISFUN October 25, 2007
I want that Tom Cruise inside me.
by crunkthatjunk April 14, 2009