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chris

chris is very hot i love him so much he is very cute
he is a keeper
STOP TALKING ABOUT CHRIS WHO EVEN IS HE??!?”
*GASP* “CHRIS IS TLOML WDYM 😞”
by idkihopemyhotbfseesthis December 7, 2021
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Chris

A awkward guy who doesn't talk much except about computers. He is a huge nerd hates chavs and pretends to be hard. But quite a nice guy on the whole
Person1:whose that guy who spends all his time in computing

Person2: oh, you mean Chris
by Angypangy October 31, 2017
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Chris

Chris is a male that you have probably been pining over for years. He has the gorgeous blue eyes and these freckles that resemble stars in the galaxy. He is a HUGE smart-ass but that just makes you fall in love with him even more. He is caring and soft though he may not show it and needs reassurance. Give it to him, he deserves it. He is very fragile and if you say the wrong thing, it will hurt him deeply. Don't hurt him. He is sweet and probably would be the best boyfriend you ever had. You'll get mad at him sometimes to to him being cryptic but nonetheless, you love him. He is hilarious, handsome, and has an extremely sexy Southern accent. He may not like you back but it's okay. He'll come around. (He also tends to be charming as fuck)
Chris is sweet and adorable; sometimes, I can't handle his adorableness.
by old brown shoe November 16, 2020
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Chris

This name means ‘Small Dick’ in cursive.
You know Chris?”
Yeah, me and small dick are friends
by Chris tinsley March 23, 2020
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Chris

Makes the most unessecary posts on instagram and laughs at his own jokes when nobody understands it. Loves to talk about racecars or just cars overall. Lastly, very short.
Chris: guys guys look the new car design of this is so amazing
Everyone else: dude we don't care
by (´∀`)b October 27, 2019
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Chris

Like Christmas but without the "tmas", but it still totally invokes the same feeling. Well, assuming you love Xmas.
I got a present- it must be Chris.
by KristenCallaway May 6, 2020
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Chris

Chris hemsworth is such an idiot
“Why?”
“He waters the trees”
by Rocket hero spiral gaze June 3, 2020
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