Brendan

Brendan is the type of flop to think he's funny. He always thought he ate when in reality he really didn't. He can be a massive slut having up to 5 boyfriends at once. Don't become friends with Brendan unless you have excellent fighting skills because he will try to fight you every fucking day.

Brendan thought he ate.

by Bussymaster December 16, 2022

Brendan Li

Sexiest guy alive

Oh shut the actual it is brendan Li

He is such a sigma baller

by wifebeaterz124 March 13, 2024

brendan

a guy with a fat cock

i saw a brendan the other day

by hunacuh May 11, 2021

brendan

sexy hot ching chong bing bong. most fuckable asian out there. brendan is straight but all the boy and girls want him

grimace: heyyy, GIVE ME THE D

brendan: i can shake your world grimace

brendan: but im not gay

Grimace: you little cutie patootie, i want you sooo bad

by fortnitelover6969uwuonichan July 26, 2023

Brendan

Best Guy ever. if you knew him you'd go off. And he hot ;)

How your such a Brendan

by Mr O'Connell May 7, 2018

Brendan

A guy that is immune to diabetes

Brendan eat so much chocolate how does he not have diabetes

by Lee bear May 25, 2019

Brendan

Brendan is the literal GOD of sex. The male version of aphrodite. He is one of the sexiest man alive and is a must do in bed. His cock is the biggest compared to everyone else. He will fufill your wildest dreams.

Person 1 "OMG I had Brendan in bed last night and it was AMAZING"
Person 2 "Your so lucky to sleep with him, I'm going to try tonight"
Person 1 "To late, I already asked him."

by The know it all guy March 21, 2022