mass lad

anyone and anything can be described as a mass lad as long as the audience is severly chonged

mass lad1: pass us the billy
mass lad2: massssssssss lad!
mass lad1: ummmmmmm mass lad?
mass lad3: massssssssssssssssssssssssssss lad
mass lad 1,2,3: maaaaaaaaaasssssssssss laaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!!!!!!!!!!

by looseunit June 30, 2008

East Mass

East Massachusetts is the most relevant in all Massachusetts it has the ghettos , the wangstas and the Puerto Rican’s and Dominicans. East Massachusetts is similar to New York and has the same slang. All of the rest of Massachusetts is irrelevant and nobody their is noticeable.

I really with I lived in East Mass it’s so cool

by H00DN1GHA1000 June 7, 2020

mass leakage

to leak from ones nipple, like a certain fat man who lives at McDonald's

After not being picked to help the teacher in class, the boy said to the fat kid who got picked,"Dude, you got fucking mass leakage..."

by Krinkle Cut K. December 24, 2008

dangling mass

The large mass of fat that develops in the taint of heavily overweight people that, when at full growth potential, can be impressively larger, or sometimes mistaken for ones member. Especially while wearing a spandex one piece dancing to Beyonce.

Did you see that guys dangling mass flopping around while he danced to Beyonce?

by RustyMidgetLeader777 December 1, 2016

mass comf

Used to refer to something that is extremely comfortable, or pleasurable.

This new lazy boy chair is mass comf, for sure.

by brightandblonde September 25, 2011

Mass-hider

When a person takes all of their online pictures from a particular angle to obscure their extra weight.

This girl looks way bigger in person. She was definitely a mass-hider.

by Rwgahajjanaa May 23, 2020

Too-Mass

You got it!; Exceptional; Above & Beyond; Huge; infinitely large; Chuck Norris

"Yo, do you see the rack on that bird?"
"Ooohhhh! Too-Mass!"

"Look at the set of rims on that whip!"
"Too-Mass!"

Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick; Too-Mass!

by RazerT December 12, 2010