Happiness

Tequila.

Happiness can be found at the bottom of a bottle…of Jose Cuervo

by Pineapplevapes July 18, 2022

jerking off with happiness

You like the pleasure your self in a sexual way to cause a slight of happiness which is not given to you by a women at this point.

I'm having a wank because I'm lonely, so jerking off with happiness is the way to go.

by Jesus da bomb January 28, 2014

Harshing My Happy

to be disappointed or "bummed" out

man the gas prices are really harshing my happy

by The Ken Frank Show May 30, 2008

Happy Halloween

This is the correct Halloween greeting. It gets used a lot on the best holiday. Halloween is the best!!!

Happy Halloween!
- on October 31st

by Best User On Urban Dictionary October 31, 2025

Happy

A feeling where you feel good or excited. Happy is the opposite of sad duh.

Random girl: “I’m so happy! Are you?
Me: Shut the fuck up

by Inky B^ December 24, 2022

Happy Holijay

This is what you say on April 20th, otherwise known as 4/20 day. Frequently used as a greeting between stoner friends on this special day of the year. Also customary to share a 'jay' on this historical date. "Happy Holijays" is also appropriate.

Happy Holijay, Matt! Wake up and come get cheap weed with me!

by Katarax April 21, 2015

Happy-helmet

The term used to describe when a mans penis curves upward, the curvature tending to be more dramatic toward the head or 'helmet."

While spending quality time with my boyfriend, he became aroused while we made out on his bed. I yanked off his pants, surprised to see that his dick had a happy-helmet. It was practically smiling up at me.

by BombadierBillyGoat April 22, 2011