Skip to main content

Michael Hutchinson

The greatest goalie of all time, despite what all of the haters say!
Cole: "Who is the greatest goalie of all time?"

Warren: "Michael Hutchinson"
by BurgerBoy1 June 6, 2022
mugGet the Michael Hutchinson mug.

Michael penis

1.) The act of putting ice on one's crotch. This can be done to activate your vagus nerve and slow down your heart rate during an anxiety attack, to shrink your Johnson so that you can more easily put on your chastity cage, or to perform a thirsty Frozone.

2.) To break the 4th wall during the course of a dream, such as by cutting to the director of a movie. This can be done to give context behind the use of certain language, to ease tension, or for comedic effect.
Stella Artois: "I can't wait til you give me a Michael penis"

Kevin: "What's that, are you seeing somebody else?"

The Direktor: "No, Kevin. The Michael penis is a classic dreamfilming and medical bedroom technique with a deep and well-established history. I detail it in my bestselling book, the Art of Michelangelo Penisian, which you can order in any major bookstore or on my 24/7 birthday party entertainment hotline."

Kevin: struggling not to break character "Alright, whatever, shut up! I don't give a flying flip what the flop a Michael p-penis is, man."

Fin
by VrilTrapstar May 19, 2024
mugGet the Michael penis mug.

George Michael

He is a singer-songwriter. The best singer that ever existed (including Freddie Mercury). PERFECT MAN.
Is that George Michael?
YES. I love that baby.
by George Michael from heaven April 14, 2020
mugGet the George Michael mug.

Sus michael flynn

Michael Flynn is very sus (Brjh)
sus Michael Flynn is very sus bro ric
by JoeMama= March 1, 2022
mugGet the Sus michael flynn mug.

Michael Treadway

There’s the wrong way, the right way, and the Treadway. There’s also the no pants Treadway… long story.
You’ve never heard of Michael Treadway? Man, you must not be in band, huh!
by notabandkid May 16, 2022
mugGet the Michael Treadway mug.

Michael

In love with maskeen
back off...
I mean it bitch
damn Michael and maskeen are so hot
by cracked at valorant December 5, 2021
mugGet the Michael mug.

shawn michael McReynolds

G. o. (big) D
by Sourpatch July 29, 2022
mugGet the shawn michael McReynolds mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email