Young Ladies who pretend to be your friend but who will eventually turn the conversation to Crypto Currency and offer to help you learn how to invest in Crypto or some sort of Currency. It is a scam and is done just to get your money... to get you to invest to make the value of their own Crypto go up. Total Scam. Usually they're pretty asian girls who say they own fashion businesses in New York, San Francisco or LA and are based in Malaysia or Hong Kong or some Asian Country. They will even talk to you on video chat to prove that they are genuine but they often use the same backdrop in their "office". It seems to be a huge ongoing scam. The moment you say you're not interested they fade away or are actually abusive and start calling you names.
I thought I was in love and that she cared for me but she just turned out to be another "Crypto Ho"... trying to get me to invest.
by RJ Miller July 9, 2023
Get the Crypto Homug. the term "he ho he ho" is a term that was coined to resemble the sound of a straws screeching sound during its movement up and down in a plastic cup.
"Person A: Can you stop making Tokyo Drift sounds in your fucking room? Person B: Its the straw in my Slush Puppy cup going He ho he ho"
by Rhino404 November 22, 2022
Get the He ho he homug. Origin: Tujunga, California, a suburb located in the foothills northwest of Los Angeles, informally known as the meth addict capitol of the world. Author unknown. A term of blistering contempt, scorn and derision to indicate a woman who is addicted to meth usually homeless, couch-surfing and unemployed, emaciated, toothless, dehydrated, scraggly-haired, raggedly-dressed, who hasn't slept, eaten, drunk water, showered or brushed her teeth or her hair in days because she is wholly obsessed and focused on following around, catering to and/or performing for the dealer who's holding her next bump/hit/issue of the drug.
Karla: "Bitch, get over here so I can kick your ass, don't make me come over there!"
Phyllis: "Oh, hell, no, I'm not going to roll around on the ground like some clown and end up in jail because of a no-class, two-bit bag-chasin' ho like you!"
Phyllis: "Oh, hell, no, I'm not going to roll around on the ground like some clown and end up in jail because of a no-class, two-bit bag-chasin' ho like you!"
by Veronica Cougar August 3, 2019
Get the bag-chasin' homug. Only the best movie of all times, like it’s about Naina, a girl living a dreary life, finds a new meaning to her life when she meets Aman. Even though she loves him, Aman claims to be a married man and convinces Rohit, her friend, to woo her. Only weirdos will cry at this though
by Stacey Dover February 15, 2020
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Get the danny dumn homug.