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Fortune Cookie NEWS

The journalistic style of many Mainstream Media NEWS organizations that purports to foretell the future rather than report on the present. Often times used as a persuasive tool to make a population DO or BELIEVE in something.
Did you see CNN last night? Fortune Cookie NEWS claims the end of the world is coming unless we vote for candidate "X".
by Sun 'n Rain July 2, 2022
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cookie

She has a nice Cookie.
by RoyalCorpse April 8, 2021
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Cookie

Kief or weed dust which people smoke . or a strain of mariguana or weed
Im smoking some cookie that a got from the plug
by Knoxload May 3, 2022
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cookie monster

to cookie monster (verb) - to eat ravenously, to devour
After receiving 4 DoorDash orders, John cookie monstered his food on the couch.
His girlfriend's lips were so luscious, he cookie monstered her.
After Cindy hit the bong hard, she cookie monstered the whole bag of Cheetos.
Christy is such a wikety whack hottie, he wanted to cookie monster her.
by Texan Etymologist December 22, 2021
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sherbert cookies

State police code word for marijuana Honeypot that has a GPS tracker embedded in it.
Dude, don't pick-up the sherbert cookies you find on Melrose. It's a trap!!
by SooooWestCounty August 6, 2019
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Cookies

1. a delicious food that many people like to eat

2. Or two a random word used when there is nothing else to say....
1. chocolate flavoured :)

2. Hello

Heyy

wuzzup?

nm wbu?

nm

-silence-

cookies!
by lolzarayy January 13, 2011
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