Wade’s cookies

Objectively the best chocolate-chip cookies ever made by a human being

Hey man, have you tried those Wade’s cookies? My mom cried for days because she can’t repeat the recipe

by Bilbo Schmaggins January 03, 2021

Pulled a cookie

The act of fucking up something in a way only Guetzli could

Why'd you let the "special" kid get a goal?
Shit, i pulled a cookie

by Shaaaaaaark July 01, 2018

Pulled a cookie

When you fucked something up so bad, only someone like Guetzli could pull it off

Why the fuck did you let the "special" kid get a goal?!

Shit sorry, i pulled a cookie

by Shaaaaaaark July 01, 2018

ABCDEF Cookie Monster

What little girls say when they start learning the alphabet.

Girl: ABCDEF Cookie Monster!

Kermit: *jumps off a building*

by ¯\_ت_/¯ December 30, 2024

Suck cookie

To tell someone to go fuck themselves. Synonym: spurgt.

Suck cookie, Rachel - I told Mum on you.

by Tough:cookie March 27, 2024

Prison cookie

When you shit in another inmates sink or shit in a box and place it in another cell

I hate that guy so much, I'm gonna give him a nice warm prison cookie

by Bad word creator November 17, 2022

Mozzarella Cookie

A cute and beautiful Cookie from the hit game Cookie Run: Kingdom. She is a girlboss and slays

Person 1: I love Mozzarella Cookie
Person 2: Omg same I love her sm let’s be friends

by 589534 February 28, 2024