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losers club

The best gang consisting of 11 beautiful and funny girls. they are all very nice and love going out. often complain about how much they miss eachother.

In the group, there is:
the editor: makes edits of the group
the tiktoker: always on tiktok so doesn’t know what’s happening

the mua: skillfull with makeup get beautiful without it
the one that everyone has a crush one: is loyal to their boyfriend, even though many people like her
the left out one: chooses not to go with the group when they invite them
the indecisive one: always ask for opinions, then gets mad if you choose the wrong one
the cute and pretty one: always having sleepovers because everyone likes her, got played by boys
the one that never talks on the chat: so inactive, stop!!
the one with cute pets: always sends pictures of their pets, so cute!
the one that is new to the group: needs to prove their loyalty to the group!
the one who hangs out with outsiders: still very involved
Usually always together, and love eachother
Woah, i wish i was part of the losers club!! i’m so jealous
by THISBITCHLOVESU April 8, 2020
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Better Offer Club

A person who makes plans with multiple different people or groups, but ends up with the one with the most advantageous predicted outcome.
Sam: What are you doing tonight?
Pat: Going out with Alex, Dave, and Matt. Wanna join us?
Sam: Definitely, but Dave told me he was going to the sold-out concert. Maddy gave him her extra ticket.
Pat: That makes sense. Dave has always been in the Better Offer Club
Sam: Agreed. He’s the CEO of the BOC
by New Edina Bailey February 25, 2022
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Club night granny

A buxom beautiful thot past her prime. She’s way past the age of rightfully being in the club, but that doesn’t stop her. She’ll never give up. She’s a dyed in the wool party girl and she knows it’s still fun, she’s sure of it….
Yo when the lights claim on I could see real quick she’s a club night granny. I jumped out the bathroom window.
by DOINKDAYS January 7, 2023
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Land-locked club

Me: bro my gf just dumped me
Him: welcome back to the land-locked club bud.

or

Me: dude i just got a gf
my friend: you said you would never leave the land-locked club! c'mon
by UNKNOWN BILLY November 29, 2023
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Club Kneck Neck

The illness you get after a heavy session of kissing strangers in nightclubs. It may present swollen glands or sore throat.
Patient: 'Doctor my throat is sore and my neck is swollen, I think I have tonsillitis.'

Doctor: 'No you have a case of Club Kneck Neck. Have you considered attending the sexual health clinic for a check up?'
by Dr Drake May 12, 2017
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hot tamale club

First rule of hot tamale club:

Never speak of hot tamale club
by HotTAMleclub December 19, 2016
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Club Penguin

1. One of the most legendary MMPORGs of all time.
2. Codeword for child porn.
1. Club Penguin is gonna be missed...one of the best MMPORGs of all time.
2. Yo...that server got raided by the feds for having Club Penguin on it
by thenabster126 April 8, 2021
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