Lizard Brain

Lizard Brain is a term used to describe when a person (typically a man) loses all ability to think straight, due to being horny. When a man has lizard brain, he is thinking with his penis not his brain.

Lizard brain from the male point of view:
Her: “Oh my gosh, stop grabbing my ass! I am trying to get stuff done.”
Him: “ I can’t help it! You’re too sexy… my lizard brain took over.”

Lizard brain from the female point of view:
Her: “I’m telling you girl, he has a lizard brain! He can’t even have a conversation with me without getting distracted by my cleavage.”

by KittyKhaos96 April 17, 2024

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Bæ’s Brain

Brooklyn is an example name FYI(hmm)

This is performed when ur bae(gf most commonly) is giving an action known as “brain” ( which is a sexual gesture )

Guy1: Yo Brooklyn gave me Bæ’s Brain
Guy2: dayummmm
Guy1: It was good ;)

by Mateo22106 November 28, 2018

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Sad brain

When you don’t wanna say stupid say sad brain. Please do it’s what all the sophisticated people say.

Brian: Bro I just fell over my own feet
Alfred: Bro that just sad brain
Brian: Yeah bro I’m just sad brain

by The sad brain club February 18, 2021

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amniotic brain

when a woman who is pregnant forgets the simplest things she would never forget before she got pregnant

I can't believe I forgot my husbands name, I must have amniotic brain.

by LuluDouthit March 31, 2010

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Wet Paper Towel Brain

When your brain is incapable of absorbing knowledge/Repeating already known knowledge

Teacher: What is the answer to number 1?

Student: Uhh...

Teacher: We learnt this last month and I made sure you understood. How do you not know this?

Student :Sorry, I have Wet Paper Towel Brain today just give me minute.

Teacher: Ok we'll come back to you later.

by De Queen May 17, 2023

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