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Main event boner

When casual mixed martial arts fans obsess over the winner of the weekend main event for days, and then nearly forget the fighter who participated exists shortly after.
i cant wait till twitter gets over their main event boner and shuts up about how great francis is.
by imposter_edits June 30, 2019
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Oliver and the Boner Clowns

a group of people on an acid trip in a forest
Mate its so fun to be doing the whole Oliver and the boner clowns, Why is it called Oliver?

because Oliver is an anagram for Lover and im loving this acid
by Zec12 March 1, 2017
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A bitch with two boners

In reference to the phrase "a dog with two bones"

This phrase has two meanings

1) a girl in a love triangle who is deciding between 2 men by strictly there dick. Whether its the size and girth or how much fun it was or how much stamina each had.

2) a girl in a gangbang or threesome who is unable to decide which dick she wants first.
Like a dog with 2 bones gwen couldnt decide with guy she wanted robert or ken. It was a real toss up between roberts size or kens stamina., she really was a bitch with two boners.
by Theamazinggeek January 23, 2018
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bus stop boner

A creepy old perv at a school bus stop with a boner.
Morgan got kicked off of Facebook again for posting pictures of his bus stop boner.
by 12HANNAH21 June 22, 2023
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elementary school boner

A boner so large, but yet so misunderstood that young school students take pride when getting one.
no way, I heard jack and sally got to see Andrew's elementary school boner under the swing set.
by Chaintokers February 19, 2017
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bus stop boner

An old perv standing at a school bus stop with a boner.
Morgan got banned from Facebook for posting pictures of his bus stop boner.
by 12HANNAH21 June 22, 2023
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Old school boner

A highly respectful sized penis that doesn't exist ordinarily
by Mel&TimTam June 7, 2016
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