When your platonic friend gives you a blow job and its the better than you anything you could imagine. You never knew blow jobs that good were out in the universe, and you doubted they really exist, much like the planet Pluto.
JB: Damn, I got a plutonic blow job the other day from Emily, it was fucking amazing!
Alex: You're so lucky, bro!
Alex: You're so lucky, bro!
by ohheykittykitty July 24, 2019
Get the plutonic blow jobmug. When After receiving Head/ Sloppy Toppy/ A blow job, you cum into your partners nose and force them to blow cum bubbles during round two.
Man #1: hey I heard Charlie and Ronnie were blowing Bubbles last night at the party
Man #2: hey don’t hate it’s not that bad
Man #2: hey don’t hate it’s not that bad
by 😎💀 November 28, 2019
Get the Blowing Bubblesmug. Slang for The feeling of being disappointed and/or aggravated (originally from the state of Florida)
by Circebrxx November 17, 2020
Get the Blowedmug. by Mini Little Bobby November 29, 2024
Get the Blow jobmug. You jack someone off with some bread till they get hard, then you do a dental dam of fondue, a cheese dental dam, that then forms and dries around the cock as the blow job goes on. You then take the cheese that formed with the jizz around the mans cock and feed it back to him. He eats the cheese jizzumed cum mold once it's over.
"Bro, last night I have my boyfriend a curd burger blow job... and I'm still having cheese cum burps, so is he."
by WisconsinStrong November 19, 2023
Get the Curd Burger Blow Jobmug. Away one can get a fix if they find the right person with the drug they want. They make a burger and give the person with the drugs a blow job while they eat the burger.
by Tounge puncher October 2, 2022
Get the blow burgermug. Lad1: Did you and Molly get it on last night?
Lad2: We sure did, I told her to blow that tea mate.
Lad1: You ledge.
Lad2: We sure did, I told her to blow that tea mate.
Lad1: You ledge.
by spicymosquitobitestits August 12, 2016
Get the BLOW THAT TEAmug.