ur mom

the most legendary group chat ever, no cap on josh

text the ur mom chat about it
ur mom is blowing up omg
i sent a picture of it to ur mom

by scaroline January 18, 2022

ur mom

ur mom means ur mom lol yeah or like a stupid joke yeah

"do you know the time?"
"ur mom"
"you're an ass"
"that's what she said"
"istg"

by jikookmyeverything >3< October 6, 2021

Ur Mom

A quite fat and mythical thing because of it's massive size.

No way! Is this Ur Mom? She's gonna eat the planet AHHHH!!!!

by RyzzyOnDaDictionary March 9, 2022

ur mom

Ur mom is a offensive saying that is common with 9 or 10 year olds.

Bob:How are you today?

Dan:How is your mom today?

Dan was found in a ditch 1 year later.

by anonymous October 29, 2021

Ur sister a mister

The worse possible insult above "ur mom gay" "ur dad lesbian" "ur granny a tranny" and "ur granpap a trap"

James: lol ur mom gay
Holden: ur dad lesbian
James: ur granny a tranny
Holden: ur granpap a trap
James: well ur sister a mister
Holden: *shrivels up and dies*

by Stakeynya May 13, 2018

ur mom

a comeback for anything

Q you smell
A so dus your mom

by Ocean!!! March 6, 2023

ur dog incest

The only comeback more powerful than ur dad lesbian. Only the most cringe people can use it and usually die from the dog they insulted.

Carl: ur Mum gay
John: ur dad lesbian
Kaneki: ur dog incest
Carl and john *dead*
Kaneki *gets molested by a dog*

by Yeeeeeemms May 28, 2018