take a Trump

To have a bowel movement so large you worry you'll have difficulty flushing it away.

I really need to take a Trump but Mary's toilet is low flush. I may have to flush 10 or 15 times.

by Paris6174 December 22, 2019

Trumps Galore

Excamation of surprise and wonder

Joe: "Trumps Galore, look at the Jumms on her!"
Dale: "Skizzums der gur Skazzums dot skuzzums!"

by Gerry Gapson September 19, 2003

Donald Trump

The best POTUS ever. He saved the failing economy during COVID, is building a wall so that only people with proper identification can cross the border, is cracking down on crime, and best of all doesn't whine and riot when the government doesn't give him stuff for free.

"man Donald Trump is the best president ever, wouldn't you agree?"
"Yeah!!"

by creeperchaos57 December 7, 2020

Take a 'Trump'

When you got to the bathroom to poop, and most of it goes well but the last little bit won't leave.

Friend: Hey, man, you we're in there a while. Everything okay?

You: Yeah, I had to take a 'Trump'.

Friend: What?!

You: A Trump, the turd wouldn't get out no matter how hard I pushed.

by Jeri_Shea November 21, 2020

trump card

Whining and lashing out in the face of inevitable loss.

It seemed like I was beat, but I still had a trump card to play -- I accused her of cheating and called her ugly.

by mastodan November 5, 2020

Donald Trump

The man hated by the left-wing, bias corporate media that did a lot of good for the United States but is never appreciated because it's only crazy, vengeful Demonrat degenerates who break apart the country who hate him.

I have to appreciate Donald Trump even though the ignorant Demonrats hate him, because I see through their hatred and see all of the good he did that Barack Insane Osama wish he did.

by Cheezysardines November 11, 2022

Donald Trump

Best President ever.Loves his people and his country.He puts God first and listens to his citizens.

Y’all isn’t Donald Trump the best!Way better then Biden or aka Sleepy Joe

by RunnerKid December 18, 2021