Luca us a mentally and psychally retarded rat that everyone wants to squish he also has sex with cats without hair He also has a brain size of a pea. He also goes to people's house and sniffs babies diapers and shuves his one of 3 head down a unflushed bathroom. He also has a forhead size on the universe and can't move because it weighs 9999999999 mega tons and has a bmi that he cant evan count to.He is not allowed on tall building because it will collapse.He also can fly by consuming 1 ton of of shit when he gets up to a tower he eats his daily serving of 1111111111111 eybirses and drink 100000L of bin juice and also spends 20hrs a day stalking hobos.
Luca is a beluga whale
by Ducks are life 9 April 8, 2019
Get the Lucamug. Lucas is an 1800s Communist visionary, known for his formal neckwear. He is often tailed by a luscious-haired, fedora-bearing choral singer. He plays T'au in 40K. He spends his nights out greasing it up and down eighth street in Jersey City and sniffing the headhairs of his companions. He has only been viewed in Depression-era classy attire. Most human furries fear him.
by alanregistered December 25, 2022
Get the Lucasmug. 
This man is so fuckin awesome. You don't even know. He can make u gay in an instant so watch the f out.
Also, big dick and big brain, keep your eyes open.
Also, big dick and big brain, keep your eyes open.
Girls: I want to fuck Lucas
Boys: I want to fuck Lucas
The president of the United States of America: I want to fuck Lucas
Boys: I want to fuck Lucas
The president of the United States of America: I want to fuck Lucas
by Metal__Steve December 13, 2021
Get the Lucasmug. Lucas is a very good looking guy who is very smart and funny. The only problem is that if he knows a Rory then he will always have to take the 2nd best looking girl.
Girl 1 : omg look at him he must be Lucas he’s soo dreamy
Girl 2 : yeah but look to the left of him that’s Rory, he’s gorgeous
Girl 1 : oh yeahhh tough luck Lucas, Rory is superior
Girl 2 : yeah but look to the left of him that’s Rory, he’s gorgeous
Girl 1 : oh yeahhh tough luck Lucas, Rory is superior
by I love you 😘 November 23, 2021
Get the Lucasmug. Luca is gay. When people see Luca down the street, they turn the other way. Luca likes to Jerk of to himself Jerking off. He's Penis is Tiny. He has no friends and can't talk to girls otherwise he will shit his pants
by Thicccboy69 November 8, 2020
Get the Lucamug.