Dickerman syndrome

The uncontrollable Urge to undress the guy in front of you during class while making alot of noise and twitching.

Wow that guy must have Dickerman syndrome hes twitching and making alot of noise behind ted.

by Crazykev12 February 21, 2011

Shiver Syndrome

When someone hears a popping sound and they shiver. When they do this, their eyes look up, and they sperm. If they are female, they make a snail trail across their pants.

Dude, I was opening a wine bottle last night and I so had the Shiver Syndrome.

by Nick & Dan! November 15, 2011

Dijook Syndrome

This disease that was named after it's first "victim." Effects of the include sweating urine as well as forgetting the first twelve letters of the alphabet. Most people burdened with the chronic disease eventually fall into a mental stupor wherein they believe everyone (on a day-to-day basis) walks much faster than oneself.

Dr. Theodore Alcroft, who has studied the phenomenal ailment for over fourteen years, made this statement regarding DS:

"It DS has struck the hearts of many families who must cooperate with loved ones who have fallen to the unfortunate syndrome. Signs of pre-ailment are little to none; Us at the Long Island Research Facility strongly urge potential people who begin to sweat urine to immediately donate large sums of money to our research fund in order to find a legitimate cure."

Statistically, DS has increased 120% since its initial sighting back in 1993. Much information regarding the disease is unknown and scientists are now starting to conduct research as cases are sharply increasing.

"Dude, everyone walks to fast."

*Concerned* "Can you repeated the alphabet for me please?"

"I don't have to prove anything to you"

- Anonymous dialogue from initial outbreak of Dijook Syndrome.
August 14, 1994

by Dr. Barnacle November 23, 2011

Thieen Syndrome

A rare syndrome in which a homo male becomes a non-binary.

I think that kid has Thieen Syndrome. He's got 34C tits, and his boner is hangin out.

by goatmemer69 November 13, 2018

Microphone Syndrome

Microphone Syndrome is when a person who is given some sort of power and begins spouting nonsense with no thoughts of the repercussion later.

Ben Shapiro said "Renewable Energy is the dumbest phrase since Climate Change" this is a case of Microphone Syndrome

by Gingersnap5322 October 15, 2018

Lewis syndrome

A disease that only affects one in every 7 billion people but is known to cause severe hunger, dense fat tissue and obesity. Anyone with this syndrome should be shot of round in a Mcdonalds or any similar fast food restaurant.

Mr Briggs was shot in Mcdonalds after someone found out he had Lewis syndrome.

by Ricesanwhich4 November 11, 2018

Summer Syndrome

When your nipples are hard for an impressively long time even though it’s during warm weather.

Damn bro how long have your nipples been erect for?
It’s been like 4 days, I’ve got some summer syndrome going on right now.

by dklaflair March 4, 2019