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Post Harry Potter Trauma

Post Harry Potter Sadness (also abbreviated as 'PHPT') is a mental condition where once an individual finishes watching/reading Harry Potter, they realize that the ships in Harry Potter are not together in real life and magic is non-existent as well since (almost) everything is scientific. Reportedly 95% of the people have this after finishing the series. Many try doing magic themselves, but doing so only disappoints them. PHPT can be temporary or everlasting. (PHPT occurs commonly in females on the realization that they cannot date 'Draco Malfoy')
"I just finished Harry Potter!"
"Oh, you'll have PHPT soon just like we all did."
"What's that?"
"Post Harry Potter Trauma."
"Oh."
by Kittycorn Me December 17, 2022
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Post-Nut Clarity

a calm sense after ejaculation. usually an addictive feeling of relief.
"post-nut clarity has me doing it everyday."
by Noctone April 7, 2023
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Post Office

Adjective used to describe incredibly dumb or frustrating people similar to dealing with the USPS Post Office.
John tried explaining how smart he was and ended going post office on me, because he was so stupid it's frustrating.
by kelsiecole January 1, 2021
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post-quaint

A place that would formerly be described as quaint, but is now so bustling with people and tourists that it no longer meets the original definition.
Whitby and St. Ives are post-quaint fishing towns on the UK coast that are usually overcrowded with tourists.
by frayb September 26, 2021
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crush post

When you run across another gushy definition for a first name and it's obvious that someone only posted that because they're crushing on a person with said name.
Justin:

So sexy! Amazing! (etc.) More crush posting following...
by Heironymous Bosche May 23, 2011
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jimmy posting

When a fellow named Jimmy fakes several instances of prom with false female dates.
Did you hear prom was canceled this year?
Who cares, I was jimmy posting.

Hey Jimmy, you free for pics tomorrow?
Hell yeah bro, you know I'm always up for jimmy posting.
by epicgamer9000xd May 26, 2021
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