P

To adults: How to make children laugh.
To children: How to make adults angry.

(Adults)

Jim: Say the letter p
Bob: Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah
(Children)
Jim: say the alphabet
Bob: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz
Jim: where’s the letter p
Bob: Half way down my leg

by Bexxybex July 1, 2021

`/1.2,3m4n5b6v7c8x9z0'-;=lqkwjehrgtfydusiao\p][

when you type every key on the keyboard forward and backward out of boredom.

`/1.2,3m4n5b6v7c8x9z0'-;=lqkwjehrgtfydusiao\p is what you looked up.

by ME so Bored March 15, 2025

PUSHIN P

PUSHIN PERCS

“Ayo u gonna go to Ronnies party later to Push some P?”

“You Push P? That’s gangsta!

“Yo you Pushin P? You must be making that bread”

by Dubz420 February 2, 2022

Pushing P

When you press ‘P’ on a keyboard.

I am pushing p on my keyboard but I think it’s broken.

by Elgrubb123 August 11, 2023

Pushing P

Brandon is not P

I’m pushing p

by I’m p January 19, 2022

Control P

Nigerian English-Used informally to report someone who takes an issue personal. Usually used in both English and Pidgin expressions.

Why are you pressing control p on a small issue like that?
Pidgin English: Why you dey press control p on small mata like that?

by Tpatrick March 25, 2019

Double P

The phrase one says when they are about to get some Premium Pussy or Dick(PeePee) and can be said by both genders

Mom: Where’re you going honey?
John: I’m going to get some Double P

by Focs July 28, 2022