National feed Josh Day

April 19th you feed a friend name Josh to show your appreciation for their love for food. Its customary to make a sandwich, share a debbie snack, or make a taco bell run with your chosen Josh.

Cooked dinner for family on National feed Josh Day only to invite that friend Josh to enjoy the delicious home cooked meal.

by RoguePanda May 28, 2018

national fight niggas day

january 26 is national fight niggas day. on this day, multiple highschools in pg county have multiple fights.

johnny appleseed: mane, it’s niggas all over the county fighting

tyra banks: it must be national fight niggas day

by niggasgotmetight January 26, 2022

national throw midget day

today throw dylan at a wall with no legal reperrrcutions

its today , national throw midget day
wait i am a midget
bye bye

by succmyroot October 21, 2020

National Drift King Day

On December 4th, 2015, Twitch Streamer RTGame announced on twitter that he won a 200cc Mario Kart tournament in College hence giving him the title of 'Drift King'. We mark this day to commemorate the birth of our beloved Drift King, RTGame.

Person A: "Did you hear, its National Drift King Day today!"
Person B: "Wonderful! I can't believe they used to call him the Drift King back in college."

by XenSergal December 4, 2021

National short people day

The one day short people (5'5" and under) can't be made fun of, if someone does they owe you a hug.

"Your short" shii guess i owe you a hug since its national short people day

by Franklin2420 November 16, 2020

national smoke out day

April, 20th. 4/20
A day when stoners celebrate.
Most skip school or work in celebration of the holiday.

It is on April 20th because it's on 4/20. The stoner code.

Tomorrows National Smoke Out Day. Who is skipping school with me to go smoke out in the shaft down the street?

by HP Morton May 30, 2005

National Hug a Furry Day

On November 28th, you must hug each and every Furry you see. This is after Beat a Furry Day (on November 27th), awarded to those who survive NNN. Fighting back or rejecting a hug will result in death under clause 632a.

Furry: Today is National Hug a Furry Day!
Person: Okay I'll hug you.

Person 2: I won't

Person 2 dies by unknown means.

by FizzyLemon February 1, 2022