Money Smart

A stupid fucking lyric to a song that Jay Easy made or whatever, it was fucking viral once

Man1: *Destroying sign in mall*
Jay Ez: Whoa man what are you doing?
Man1: JayEz ain't drop yet bruh
Jay Ez: Don't worry! Megaman is coming out January 7th!
Jay Ez: *Breaks into a run*
Jay Ez: I was never book smart I'm money smart, makes me more intelligent. Call me Mr. Rock festival I got hella bands, she gon make me slide with my dog like I'm MegaMan
Me: What the fuck is this shit

by Green Fugg Ninja January 1, 2025

DB Cooper Money

Money that can be made, but comes with enough complications to make you second guess whether or not you even want that money.

When there is good potential to make money with someone, but every time you make a move the whole situation turns sloppy.

Sloppy, careless people who think they're the shit because, at the moment, they have the plug and that little bit of power they feel makes them more irresponsible then they already are.

When someone borrows money and it's like pulling teeth to get it back.

Joe's got DB Cooper Money. I can profit more with his prices, but there's always extra bullshit with him and I. Dont. Like. That. Shit.

by mmmk5221 July 27, 2021

money dove

To be a whore;
have paid sexual intercourse with a man or woman

''the money dove got 5k just from working the streets''

by Galaxyqueen May 8, 2014

Crisp Money Hug

When you glue money to your body and give someone a hug.

You just got a Crisp Money Hug from you BFF.

by anonymous March 14, 2022

Money

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I had money before I bought a Rolex

by Trash panda boiiii June 28, 2018

Money man

Money man is when Damon comes with all his bands and steals yo momma, cousins, sister

Damn Money man took yo momma too bro, my cousin ain’t come back home yet

by Yung Pablo November 1, 2019

dirt bike money

When a hillbilly has wealth and spends it on expensive toys like dirt bikes and shotguns. They tend to try to keep with the hillbilly aesthetic (chewing dip, drinking keystone light, being conservative) but don't have real, money related redneck problems, like missing a mortgage, having to work dangerous and hard jobs (logging, farming, truck driving) or having a drug dependency on meth or prescription drugs to help them work said dangerous and hard jobs.

Example 1–Person 1: Yo, this new Florida Georgia Line song slaps!

Person 2: Nah, it just reeks of dirt bike money.

Example 2–– Person 1: Yo, you seen Clyde's ranch?

Person 2: Yeah, he has mad dirt bike money because his dad owns a logging company.

by nonecaresgod September 11, 2021