Jaquan and Jake

Jaquan: A black guy
Jake: A white guy

Jaquan: Im Black!
Jake: Im white!
This shows that Jaquan and Jake are way too happy about their skin colors

by Psychological terror December 14, 2020

Mumkey Jake

One of the best gorilla tag players in the world, and in the clan Mumkey.

You: Did you hear Mumkey Jake is in our lobby?

Your mate: DUDE WE NEED TO LEAVE NOW

by Creamy beans April 28, 2022

Jake Dahl

The hottest man to ever walk the planet. The bestest friend anyone could ask for. The most cutest cutie.

No your the cutieeeeee.

God damn this Jake Dahl goes down like fine wine.

by Weedzon February 3, 2022

Jake

An Absolute Dale

Jake is such a dale when he lays those bricks.

by snatebait August 8, 2022

Jake the Steak

Jake the steak, known best for living in a lake of snakes. The holder of the biggest steak world record. His most profound super power is many snakes and women being extremely attracted to him, the occasional lion too. He is also very hard workin and has really nice abs 😣. If you get a hold of a steak like his make sure you gobble it before anyone else does.

"Woah do you see all those snakes and those chiseled abs!! He's totally a Jake the Steak, I wonder if he will have my snake babies🥺!!"

by shdgdjsjwu>:( November 22, 2021

Jake Paul

cuck. cringe.

no. (word being defined; jake paul)

by is this loss August 18, 2018

Horned Jake

Horned Jake, a icon of the Clown Coup at the nation's Capitol. When in reality he was an unemployed loser doing cosplay in a horn hat while living with his mama.

Horned Jake was a primitive, braying cartoon that played a major part in the attack on the nation's Capitol.

by Swisher rolled tight January 20, 2021