Skip to main content

John Goodspeed

The act of tolerance when working with absolute idiots. Usually when there is a holier-than-thou individual involved.
Melanie really John Goodspeeded Ivan today.
by Fat Ivan February 23, 2014
mugGet the John Goodspeed mug.

john niehaus

by superguy999 May 7, 2018
mugGet the john niehaus mug.

John Zhang

John zhang, a type of fish you will find deep down the dark ocean. His behaviour for children under the age of 10 can be very mysterious at all times. He can also be identified as a F.O.B. He is the black sheep of his unique species. He is often easily spotted due to his big nose and red eyes. If you are not cautious, he will jump out of the water and bite you with his rabies. If you are unsure if you see john zhang or not, you can yell "Ms.Chen!", if he quickly acts up, you are most certain it is indeed a John Zhang.
Oh my gosh! Its a john zhang!
Run away! Its a John Zhang!
by Mrs.Z.Chen October 11, 2018
mugGet the John Zhang mug.

John Sweeney

I'm not sure, I'm going to have to pull a John Sweeney on this.
by Helianski94 December 2, 2021
mugGet the John Sweeney mug.

john mettee

john mettee gay lol
by i hate john mettee February 22, 2020
mugGet the john mettee mug.

John Norman

A science fiction author and former college professor best known for creating the Gor Series. His books have been described as some of the worst ever written, with criticism being directed at their bad proses, unoriginal stories, and highly misogynistic worldviews. His fanbase consists mostly of incels, as they are the only ones who agree that the only way for women to be happy is as sex slaves.

Despite being almost universally hated, Norman is under the delusion that he is the world's most important writer and has gone so far as to compare himself to Socrates and Nietzsche.
If you ever want to see the precursor to Jordan Peterson, look up John Norman.
by Lynch/Fellini June 1, 2023
mugGet the John Norman mug.

John Cena

by jjdhcjsjch November 18, 2018
mugGet the John Cena mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email