Skip to main content

Red Necks

A Red Neck is a term to describe white conservatives from the south.

Where do Red Necks come from: Red Necks come from a long line of inbreeding. Each new set of children will have sexual intercourse with their cousins. Making them Mentally Retarted and they will have multiple toes, fingers, etc.

How to spot a Red Neck:

Red Necks are usually fat and have long greasy hair and long beards. Red Necks usually have crooked teeth and are missing several teeth. They usually wear cross necklaces and have a tattoo of Jesus on there arm. Red Necks drive huge trucks with a Trump sticker on there bumpers. Red Necks usually live in trashy trailer homes with a confederate flag flying in there yard.

Red Necks Favorite Activitys: There favorite activities are to sit around the camp fire listening to country music while drinking a beer. They like hunting and fishing but a Red Necks all time favorite activity is to play Mississippi Wind Chime.
How to use Red Neck in a sentence:

Looks like that Red Neck forgot his tractor.

You better run little black boy the Red Necks are coming.
by Anon2789 September 17, 2017
mugGet the Red Necks mug.

red rosing

Red rosing is were two rectums come out of the asshole and touch usaly in sex
"Dude last night me and my girlfriend were red rosing"
by cutover September 15, 2016
mugGet the red rosing mug.

Red Shift

The week that your girl is on her period.
"Hey Johnny, did you get laid last night?" "Nah man, Becky is on the Red Shift this weekend."
by Brew all day January 24, 2017
mugGet the Red Shift mug.

Red Pee

What happens when girls say that they have to go pee, but really, they just need to clean out a heavy period.
Girl: "I have to go pee"

Guy: "Yellow pee or red pee?"

Girl: "Red pee..."

Guy: "oh..This is going to take a while...."
by bojzzle March 25, 2013
mugGet the Red Pee mug.

Red Mellon

Ingesting too many Amphetamines followed by one large bong hit will result in the subjects face to become a deep red color. followed by fever like symptoms.
I can't go to class today, I've got the worst case of Red Mellon
by Seduders October 28, 2009
mugGet the Red Mellon mug.

Red Sun

by Vsauce420 August 26, 2022
mugGet the Red Sun mug.

The red rapist

A type of little red snack who lurches on the weak and vulnerable females especially when they gather for a night out and when they may consume too much alcohol.
Your wan over there is defo gonna get some of the red rapist tonight.
by Bupbups May 21, 2018
mugGet the The red rapist mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email