Number Two the Hard Way

When your female partner is sitting on the bowl taking a number one, you take a number one at the same time in the same bowl

To save time, we go Number Two the Hard Way

by fartattack 2 March 1, 2024

Hard on

The initial energizing of an electrical circuit by engaging an over current protection device.

Man1: Jenna Jamison is moaning.
Man2: That gives me a hard on.
Man1: Isn’t she hot?
Man2: My hard is on.

by Jaythereal December 23, 2022

Hard Ginger

An alcoholic mixed drink consisting of ginger ale and spiced rum (preferably Captain Morgan).

Man, this rum and cola has been tearing up my stomach. It sounds like you need a Hard Ginger, instead. All the fun of spiced rum with ginger ale to settle your stomach!

by Bob D. Bomb September 24, 2016

Hard Tommy

When a male voluntarily takes a dildo up his butt. Could be inflicted by himself or a person of another party.

My boyfriend was so drunk last last, he wanted nothing but a hard Tommy.

I'll never try Hard Tommy again, didn't shit right for a week.

by Rammy82 April 1, 2021

its hard to hide, when your wide

when your thicc you cant play hide and seek easily.

A quote from Anthony P, 2021

jim: i cant find a good hiding spot
jimbo: its hard to hide, when your wide!

by nolifejim March 16, 2021

hard eat

A food that is considered disgusting to the consumer

This vegemite is a bit of a hard eat.

by zZoinkice_boy November 24, 2023

math is hard

so is life...

get over it!

Kid: Mom, math is hard!
Mother: So is life, get over it!

by man367519 May 18, 2022