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when bison fly

An alternative to da classic "bacon-'n'-spareribs"-worded facetious phrase meaning, "never".
If Duke da Golden Retriever had asked Jay Bush to agree dat he could reveal da secret family recipe "when bison fly" instead of da snout-and-curly-tail-equipped animal stipulated in da ad, perhaps Duke could have just gone out and bought a box of buffalo wings to show to Jay, and thus saved himself da trouble of outfitting said wild-boar ancestor wif a glider-body and motorized propeller.
Yeah, yeah, I know --- a BISON and BUFFALO are technically two different animals --- give me a little artistic license here, okay???
by QuacksO July 26, 2024
mugGet the when bison flymug.

flying fuck fight

a big fight that shouldnt happen; between you and your friend or someone you just met.
hey man! that chick and i just had a flying fuck fight! shit!
by THE boy. March 14, 2009
mugGet the flying fuck fightmug.

Fly Swagger

For killing giant fuck off aussie spiders.
by Perry Rezz Winkle January 6, 2019
mugGet the Fly Swaggermug.

Flying Dove

When you interlock your thumbs so that your palms are facing near you. Then insert your thumbs into someone’s ass and start flapping your hands like a bird.
For their anniversary, Jon was gonna receive a Flying Dove from his wife.
by Gambet July 28, 2024
mugGet the Flying Dovemug.

Fly AF

"who parker?"

"yea, he fly AF
by anonymous February 22, 2022
mugGet the Fly AFmug.

Indian fly trap

when you shit in the centre of the room and wait for fly's to come then stomp on the shit killing the fly's
mugGet the Indian fly trapmug.

Flying rats ass

by ;) bobby June 28, 2021
mugGet the Flying rats assmug.

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