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I want to have my cake and eat it too.

When you have exactly what you want in terms of a relationship with one person. Yet you find yourself wanting that little extra something from another.

Just like wanting to be with two people.
Tiger Woods response to the media after they found out about all of his affairs, "To the public I'm sorry, but you know I, just like most men, I want to have my cake and eat it too."
by The Cake. July 20, 2011
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Lick a dick/Eat a pussy day - April 8th

A day for women/men to lick a dick/Eat a pussy of someone they like or feel is deserving of the pleasure of said oral sex act. Celebrated every year on April 8th.
Wednesday will be Lick a dick/Eat a pussy day - April 8th 2020 so my girlfriend and I will be giving one another oral sex.
by "Underpants kid" April 9, 2020
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when I eat that booty I FEED MYSELF

the process of eating booty and getting fool from it
guy: bro im hungry
me: when I eat that booty I FEED MYSELF
guy:yo good idea
by Cash_Carter June 3, 2021
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that one creepy guy in the corner eating a pickle

a person who loves spying on people, usually in the gym. this person also loves eating pickles because pickles "sounds funny" and is salty just like when that one creepy guy in the corner eating a pickle plays video game like overwatch, he always blames the healer for not healing him and always screams when he dies
why is that one creepy guy in the corner eating a pickle spying on me
by gyfytfdtytyguybuugfdrdsre April 25, 2017
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Clean Out My Pumpkin and eat my seeds

The act of orally pleasuring a woman , lapping up all the juices and sucking on the clit till its clean !
Suzie said to her boy friend "Hey clean out my pumpkin and eat my seeds. "
by Doogie Robertson November 1, 2006
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i would rather eat my own toe

A very good phrase to use when you dont want to do something
Person one: Hey will you go out with me?

Person two: Ummm well to be quite honest with you i would rather eat my own toe!
by Tom Griffiths February 24, 2008
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I'm gonna eat your bare ass

Something you say to your friends when they make you mad
Friend:I stole your lunch
Me: I'm gonna eat your bare ass
by EZ Peso February 21, 2019
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