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Death Salsa

When an old person makes homemade salsa from their vegetable garden, gives it to you as a gift.. but dies before you eat it.
Q. Do you have any space?

A. No, fresh out. I still have a jar of grandma's death salsa. But she died like... 2003 so now it looks more like queso.
by chocodile November 10, 2019
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The Second Death

the Second death is where all life on earth will end soon and it's already been decided on judgement day recently by ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL Who created planet earth and all life on it. it's no way to stop it or undo it base on everything everyone already did. the best you can do is enjoy the little life you have left , doing all the stuff you can do now. loving your partner. having sex, eating good food every day. whatever it takes to enjoy this before the Eternal After life....where divine punishment starts forever. base on the deeds you did all your life to everyone in the world for your own personal gain.
The second death was mention long ago way before any of us was born. no clue how many days, months, years are left.
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black death

Similar of what you’ll call a rat or a snitch
Lady 1:Did you know Katy told the teacher that Isaiah cheated on the finals.
Lady 2:She is such a BLACK DEATH!
by urbantyper December 16, 2019
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new jersey death trap

when you are wearing skinny jeans and chuck taylor high tops during foreplay and they get tangled up when you try to take them off before sex
things were getting steamy with this girl and i got caught in a new jersey death trap and fell over breaming her tv ruining the mood
by ash catsup March 31, 2022
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Death

I see.... I LOVE YOUUUU VERY SPECIAL HOOMAN MWAH MWAH MWAH!
You: I want Death.

Me: I GIVE HUGS INSTEADDDD!
by Haruko chan November 8, 2020
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Death Cult

That is a lie and if what you believe is true you're going to burn in he'll forever Alex.
Hym "Calling them a Death Cult in no way detracts from the fact that you religion is an incest cult. No God would ever forgive what you are."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2024
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