cookie monster

to cookie monster (verb) - to eat ravenously, to devour

After receiving 4 DoorDash orders, John cookie monstered his food on the couch.
His girlfriend's lips were so luscious, he cookie monstered her.
After Cindy hit the bong hard, she cookie monstered the whole bag of Cheetos.
Christy is such a wikety whack hottie, he wanted to cookie monster her.

by Texan Etymologist December 22, 2021

cookie

a woman's pussy

that woman has a nice cookie😋😋

by peterpumpkin2 December 25, 2021

Cookie

def1: A baked dessert made of dough and chocolate
def2: A persons vagina

ex1: I ate your cookie while you were asleep, sorry
ex2: I ate your cookie while you were asleep, sorry

by Ikigai726 December 29, 2021

espresso cookie

kinda cute. acts like guy who rejected me. #murrayslanderuntilwebecomefriends

i just got espresso cookie from a tenpull!

by livelaughidiots December 30, 2021

cookie

A girls pussy.

I bet you he wants to eat this cookie.

by AHLIEEEE April 1, 2022

lunch room cookie

a cookie that white boys get slapped with for saying the n-word

did you see him get smacked with that lunch room cookie

by yourmom800 April 2, 2022

Cookie Guy

The Cookie Guy is a twunk that loves snickerdoodles and chocolate chip cookies.

Me: I need to peg that Cookie Guy right now.

by Piggyaru April 4, 2022