Cars

A vehicle that should never replace basic human's ability of talking, and apologising
or rode on, after a person has become homeless, months on end, on the expense of another.

Bay: Shall we ride cars?
Bee: No, because KC is going broke, Karen is not a bigger person, she is just 145cm tall.

by publicownedhome March 12, 2021

Car ride porta-pody

After drinking to much water on a long car ride and needing to go to the restroom. You stretch your partners jaw open so far they get lock jaw, and then you proceed to urinate in there mouth to the point that it drowns them

P1. Hey bro, can we stop. I have to take a piss P2. We don’t have time to stop let’s just do a car ride porta-pody.

by Toscanini March 14, 2021

Car-Wee

Another name for Carley, but car-wees are more advanced and independent from the others. Car-wees can pleasure you with any of there hypnotic abilities. Just hop in that car and go wee!

Get your own car-wee

by Car-wees March 23, 2021

Car Lust

When you truly love the looks, feel, and power of an automobile.

after seeing that 1957 Fairlane Jason won't stop looking at pictures of it, he must have some kind of Car Lust.

by TheCatOfAges April 8, 2021

Jerry's car on the rocks

A cranberry Redbull mixed with Bacardi Limon

Bartender, I'll have a jerry's car on the rocks

by Jerry Rice Sativa aficionado April 9, 2021

Car Seat Bitch

A Car Seat Bitch, is a girl with the body curves like the top half of a car seat, when you’re sitting in the back seat looking forward at it.

Guy: “Damn girl you a car seat bitch”
Girl: “what does that mean?”
Guy: “you got a skinny waist and big hips”

Bro: damn Bruh look at that girls fat ass with those big hips and skinny waist

Bruh: damn bro she a car seat bitch no cap

by Bonkripper7666 April 11, 2021

Finnish Car Wash

A water bottle wrapped in detonation cord

I made a Finnish car wash to get through this wall

by running with freedom May 1, 2021