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Muzak Bomb

A progression of songs played in a store or restaurant over the Muzak system that tells a story through subject matter that almost exactly matches a current situation in your life so eerily that you think the music programmer is sapping into your extrasensory brain waves.

Named after Muzak, the company that delivers experiences through "Audio Architecture", a process of programming songs together based on similar subject matter, musical elements, or just to create a specific environment feel with music.
Man...I can't believe that Muzak bomb I heard at Applebee's on Valentine's Day: "Hole-Hearted" by Extreme, "All For Love" by Color Me Badd, and "I'm On Fire" by the Dwight Twilley Band. I was just getting over being single, but the Muzak system had to tell me that there's a hole in my heart that can only be filled by someone, I ain't got no lover, and I need love! Darn it!
by Random Fred March 19, 2010
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Cat Bomb

When a Cat with nails is thrown in the air by one person at another person or animal. The Claws of the cat are thus exposed and are known to scratch the victims body
Gage just Cat Bombed John from across the room!
by Oracle 420 October 4, 2012
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review bombing

When a lot of people give a app 1 star in order to take it off the app store
Melvin: i just did some review bombing on tiktok and posted to reddit to get upvotes and gold!

Bret: damn melvin you’re a fucking loser
by OGpoopdealer June 23, 2020
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Burrito Bomb

When a chunk of food falls off of your burrito and explodes on the table/counter into several scattered pieces. Makes the act of eating a burrito to be a bit messy at times, and a bit dissatisfying as some burrito bombs land on the floor, making them less appetizing to recover.
I love eating burritos, but these damn burrito bombs are making a mess.
by MassWorder May 1, 2010
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BSGF Bomb

BSGF Bomb(BullShitGirlFriend) : the act of saying you have a girlfriend to get someone else to stop calling / instant messaging you
"After being polite to a single serving friend last month, she wouldn't stop calling me so i decided i had to drop a BSGF bomb on her last night."
by tommy gee June 26, 2008
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bomb out

John will be at home while I bomb out with Jane and come home to the comfort of my own hand.
by Cjanvier February 23, 2015
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Jizz bomb

When a boy puts a weeks worth of cum in a condom, then sprays all over his naked girlfriend as she shouts "CUMHOUSE"
Boy: "Let me do my jizz bomb on you."
Girl: "Fack off."
by dizzy mack April 6, 2014
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