douche bag

a skank that has a thingy to clean there thingy that smells like pussy

ur mom

by bob the red November 8, 2003

Douche-Kanush

An extremely douchy person. Someone that brings the definition of a "douchebag" to a whole new level.

"That dude was a complete Douche-Kanush"

by Lizzislovee June 19, 2021

chat douche

A person who clones screen names of other chatters to harass,stalk or humiliate other chatters so that person gets
his own personal gratification to justify his own sad life.

Danieldkluc:wow i see my clone stalker is back in the room again
Gillys777x:yeah he is such a chat douche for doing that to people

by danieldkluc July 3, 2011

Douche Slap

Douche Slap: v. def: When someone is being such a moron that they should be slapped in the face with a douche.

ex. "Would someone please douche slap that dumbass?"

by BeaverSlapper August 6, 2008

douche monster

When someone you thought was your friend is being annoying and won't shut up.

I.E. a douche.

You: LALALALALALALALLA

Me. God! Shut up!! You are such a douche monster some times.

by you know who it is12123235 October 21, 2010

Logical Douche

A person that has to have everything logical

Dude you got like a million feet of air!
Logical douche: that's impossible you would die from those heights

by o T-Rev o October 22, 2011

Insta-Douche

a tall, lanky, austrailian douchebag.

You're an "insta-douche" for taking up six washers.

Dude! You used pacifism and arrest on 8 of my creatures! You're such an insta-douche!

by Jace Beleren February 27, 2011