Pulling a Suman

When somebody stops going to class and randomly joins a military branch, such as the Air Force. May also involve Warcraft or masturbation.

"Dude, have you seen Joe around lately? He hasn't been in class for weeks!" - Bro 1

"He's pulling a Suman, brah. He's shipping out for Korea tomorrow." - Bro 2

by Mr Kroc February 21, 2010

pull a Tatis

When a middle-aged man married for longer than 7 years gets sex two nights in a row. This is as rare as Fernando Tatis hitting two grand slams off of Chan Ho Park in the same inning.

The converse of this is "going Chan Ho".

With his kids spending the weekend at their grandparents' house, John was able to pull a Tatis.

by Longhorn17 January 4, 2010

Pulling a Jayson

When a person arbitrarily describes item/places as stuff, things, and/or stuff-and-things simply because he/she expects you to understand his/her vagueness.

Or, when a person delibrately describes events with words like stuff, things, and/or stuff-and-things because he/she is too lazy and/or disinterested in fully narrating or recounting a situation.

A person pulling a Jayson will often often end his/her sentences with "...and things like that."

Person X: What did you do on vacation?

Pulling a Jayson: Nothing, just some stuff and things like that.

by fatty2cent December 15, 2009

pulling an Owen

missing 2 months of consecutive days of school.

Johnny:Hey have you seen mike? Thomas:yeah hes pulling an Owen.

by doinyurmom December 23, 2009

Pulling an Edward

Pulling an Edward is when you screw up in a sport. Screw up in life. Or just flat out fail. This is also a way to insult someone. If a person is trying to act cool , trying to dance , trying to grind or just trying to act "G" . This person is red handly "pulling an edward"

Robert: DUDE I WAS AT THIS DANCE AND I TRY TO GRIND THIS GIRL AND SHE SAID "NO I HAVE STANDARDS "!

James: OH SHIT DAWG! You were just Pulling an Edward

by mrstealyourgirlohoh January 25, 2011

pull a jake

to fart while a girl is giving you head

dude when that chick comes over im going to pull a jake on her

by funkypeanut November 29, 2010

Pulling a Newmy

An expression used when a man is fortunate enough to hook-up with a mother and daughter right after each other. This usually occurs when both parties are inebriated.

Did you see Mark spitting game over there with Mrs. Martinez and her daughter? I think he's trying to pull a Newmy.

Pulling a Newmy is always better when the dad/husband watches.

by Tommy Roach July 6, 2010