Dad joke

The kind of shitty jokes that the famed Twitter user, Bahman Begins is known to cut on a regular basis; all of which are literally lame and uninspired and extremely cringy.

Bahman: Enters the chat/room
Omid: Oh shit. Here comes the father of all Dad Jokes!
Alireza: Yup! The embodimemt of cringyness just made his royal entrance. Fuck this shit. I'm outta here. Peace y'all...

by Ezra69 October 1, 2020

Dad

Something you don’t have

My dad left for the milk

by P0nda May 1, 2022

No Dads for Hollywood

There should be no Dads for Hollywood

That was a No Dads for Hollywood moment

by The real Maggie M April 23, 2024

Dad Blast

Dad blast is where you just mash the start button and take whatever minutes you get.

Stick your head in the microwave for 4:30. Low level dad blast should kill it and there's a 0.3% chance you'll get super powers.

by FORWARDS0G December 27, 2019

dad

the man who left u when u were a child

mom: wheres ur dad at?
child: he went to the store when i was 3 and never came back.

by mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr May 9, 2019

glad dad

An older man who expects he will soon have intercourse.

Check out glad dad over there; he thinks he's getting a blow job during the drive home.

by papa k dub February 20, 2009

Dad

Ran away on when I was born

Me:born
Dad:runs like flash

by The person who you see November 9, 2019