cool raccoon

Deluded loser with terrible acne

Bob: hey, why is Petricia such a cool raccoon?

Tom: I don't know, she's probably Canadian

by JaruulVagina August 4, 2015

Hey man that’s not cool

What you say when you get caught in 4K kissing your waifu on a pillow

*shines a flashlight*
Sandals: *kissing a pillow* hey man that’s not cool

by JDMF April 14, 2024

cool

when u generally don’t care about the conversation so u reply with “cool.” it could also mean that you just completely hate the person and aren’t listening to anything they’re saying so you would therefore say “cool”.

person 1: “yeah, my grandma just died last night cause she got hit by an ice cream truck”
person 2: “cool”

by monkey juice December 6, 2019

Cool Sox

This term is used when you want people to know that they have an extremely large penis, and that you are showing an utmost urge to ride it.

Guy: So yeah, I was just wondering if you wanted to go out on a date?
Girl: Um, cool sox. Let's go out!

by UltimateAir July 15, 2014

The cool shit

Have you ever felt cool shiting?Well that is fuckin cool

I feel the cool shit and its fuckin cool

by bensoofydude March 9, 2021

cool

ray

person 1: my friend is so cool!!

person 2 (a specific person who's name starts with y/m/r): well my best friend is ray so...

by homogayballs October 24, 2024

No Strawberries in our Cool Whip

A phrase used by people like your boss as a miserable attempt to convey a nuance leading to confusion and a lack of respect. Usually preceded by something like "Now, I want to be clear on this:"

Caucasian Corporate Middle Manager: "Now, I want to dynamicize this project by stripping out the unnecessities. We don't want no strawberries in our cool whip."

by Dr. Gangstalicious Jones, E$q. April 3, 2015