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retard

a white person who says the n-word and thinks it funny
jake: haha ni**a

Jamaal: boy im finna clap your cheeks retard
by retarded-white-kid June 4, 2020
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Spontaneous Retard Disorder

Spontaneous Retard Disorder or SRD affects 1 in 3 people, most being white woman. When faced in situations where they are in the wrong ,SRD symptoms have a 95% percent chance arising. The symptoms are equivalent to a 3 year old baby having tantrum. The symptoms include Intense swearing, physical violence , emotional turmoil and in some severe cases psychosis. There is no known cure to SRD. Therapy is the only known way to lessen the effects. If you know someone with SRD try to communicate in a way which doesn't arise affects and helps them calm down. It currently affects roughly 125 million people.
Jessica started screaming and crying. When I went to try and calm her down she started attacking me for no reason calling all sorts of foul things. I didn't realize she had Spontaneous Retard Disorder and since forgiven her.
by Kakwkwk April 22, 2022
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Retard

I type of person to click on a link under a username
by Annonymous9779 January 5, 2020
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Prerelease retard

One who releases prematurely
The prerelease retard, missed their shot due to early release.
by raejd June 19, 2018
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Full Blown Retard

A person who is extremely retarded. A retard like no other, the one.
Hey, bro! My Girlfriend's friend, have you met her? She is a full blown retard.
by KingOfAmerica December 15, 2023
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retard male

A male superior all other male complexes such as alpha and sigma males.
Yo, that nigga Trey is a straight retard male.
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Retard

Me: I’ll go in twitter
Me: watches dumb video
Person 1 replies: retard moment
Retarded person 2: dOnT sAy R WoRd
by Bruh momento69420 September 14, 2020
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