Nutsack porn

Nutsack porn is when the woman violently rips off the man’s Nutsack
Usually the man says cute and fucking dies

Jack: Guys I just saw John watching nutsack porn
John: Nuh uh

by Fishsuckscarp15 June 3, 2023

porn

this isnt porn hub you horny freaky fuck.

go beat your two inch pecker to your mom or sumn. :)

“imma go watch porn”

“stfu up you horny freaky fuck what you gon beat your stampede chode”

by 𝖘𝖎𝖓 December 4, 2020

porn

When you watch a video online of people having sex.

dude, how do you get all that porn? on Xvideos, of course!

by Lilbitch August 21, 2017

orangutan porn

the shit a 8 year old beats their meat to after going to the zoo

Me: hey kid are you watching planet of the apes? i love that movie!
Kid: yeah
Me: why the fuck is Caesar butt-fucking Maurice?

Kid: im sorry for lying this is Orangutan Porn

by WENDSDEH July 26, 2024

Porn

Stuff I love

I’m going to go jerk off to some porn

by Tfisdat March 15, 2020

cereal porn

When man is eating a bowl of cereal and watching porn with significant other at the same time then when the man is ready to nut he ejaculates in the bowl and then your significant other takes the bowl with nut and milk and swallows it all

Man:Babe you want to cereal porn
Woman:Yes

Man&woman eat cereal watching porn and jacking off
Man:I'm cumming drink it
Man grunts while Nutting in the bowl of milk
Woman takes bowl and drinks it all
Woman:That tastes so good

by Thatbitch7600! December 15, 2022

Comfort Porn

Warm and fuzzy, but ultimately useless, feel-good memes or statements.

Some social media feeds are full of no more than Precious Moments, irrelevant promises and other comfort porn.

by BobBoxx November 20, 2022