Poo dandruff

When you don't wipe properly after dropping stool and the remnants crust over like a scab and flakes of dried poo end up in your underwear.

I went to do my husband's laundry, and when I pick up his underwear, some poo dandruff got on my hand. Thank God I noticed or I could have ended up with pink eye.

by Huge hammer69 June 13, 2025

pee poo

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by Vleet December 23, 2022

Udder Poo Dangle

When a Cow is Milked and the milk just dangles.Similar to poo dangle. See Poo dangle

Wow that cow has a lot of udder poo dangle!!

by SarahLynnBrown33333 October 14, 2008

Catfish Poo

When you think a poo is really big but you look and it's tiny.

Been turtling all day and finally got to the shitter. Went to have a look at the monster, turns out it was only a catfish poo

by Poopslayyer696 March 15, 2024

poo prick

1. When your penis is covered in feces after engaging in anal sex.

2. When you are engaged in anal sex and a sharp turd pricks the tip of your penis.

Dude, have you been swallowing sunflower seed shells again? I just got poo pricked!

by Jack Atrophy August 07, 2022

Pussy poo

oussy poo is when you have explosive diarrhea and it feels like it’s coming out of your vagina

“Tried that new sketchy ass detox tea and it hit so hard I felt myself pussy poo”

by Carlsonnn August 03, 2022

office poo

When someone forgets its an open-plan office and uses the facilities on the same floor for "reading time"

Whats that smell? Has someone done an office poo again?

by bazzybizzle March 10, 2022