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Poo

Poo
Poo
by Artistchase9 September 20, 2021
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Poo water

Well the verb of poo water is shaking your hands about shoulder height whilst saying "aww gross, poo water" and you can put that on mommie.
by CaptainPlank12 September 9, 2020
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POO BONE

A NIG SLICE WHO FLOGES THE BOINALAID BACK IN 2095
by ASS LUB February 26, 2024
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Poo-of-a-1000 wipes

When you take a poo and go to wipe but after 5 wipes you’re still not clean, so you have to just keep wiping and wiping and still, poop. Like a marker
I was taking a poo and when I went to wipe I just kept wiping, and wiping, still, poop. Like a marker. So I made an Alabama Wetwipe by spitting of a piece of tp because it was a Poo-of-a-1000 wipes. Why couldn’t it have been a ghost poop?
by Peltmaster August 16, 2022
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poo mag

Magazine you bring to the bathroom while you do your business.
I lost my poo mag, so I had nothing to read while I dropped a bomb.
by I love crap December 9, 2008
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Poo

Ooh that poo felt so good
by Diarrhoea July 21, 2019
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Poo boy

The male equivalent to a basic bitch, will always try to pull the blondes with fake tits and lip filler, typically found watching love island/ex on the beach sporting skin tight clothes and shitty lion, clock or rose tattoo's.
Bro 1: what the fuck is that orange cunt doing here?
Bro 2: probably trying to suck on Ella’s plastic tits, all you need is sauvage to rail that slag.
Bro 1: greasy prick probably knows about 3 words!
Bro 2 : doubt he’ll have much trouble then, dumb cunts both of them.
Bro 1: what a fucking poo boy, wait till he sees her cock.
by Gary Dave September 22, 2023
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