Root Beer Float

A Root Beer Float is when poop and jizz are mixed. First recognized as a teen when one had to hide themselves in the bathroom to masturbate. One would sit on the toilet with a dump in the water, proceed to masturbate and turn around to jizz on to the poop in the toilet. This creates a mixture of brown and white that looks similar to everybody's favorite cold treat, a root beer float.

Poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, and jizz, that's what a motha fuckin root beer float is!

by R Fizzle November 16, 2025

Beer Fruit

A person who is gay about beer and has to add the likes of said beer to a forum while ignoring their friends company.for 5 minutes

Oh look Nhuk tried a new beer and now he has to go post it in Untappd, what a beer fruit.

by Rayflorestx75 January 26, 2017

ron beer

ginger billy’s ford escort with the back cut off like a truck and has a lawnmower blade and engine.

in a zero turn, it needs 2 hands to control it. but with a ron beer, you can recline, sit back, and drink you a beer while you cut the grass

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 20, 2023

12 Beer Baker

To get outrageously intoxicated before making a decision with potentially drastic consequences.

"Broooo... What did you do to your hair?"
"Yeah, I had a bit of a 12 Beer Baker moment last night..."

"I want to sell my car. I'm going to ask the internet what it's worth"
"Man, are you sure that's not a 12 Beer Baker decision?"

by Jm@c1989 August 11, 2021

beer headache

another name for a hangover

Ugghhh... that was a heavy duty party last night... ive glt a massive, uhh beer headache?

by xNerdProx August 27, 2016

Mortgage Beer

A nickname for cheap beer, like Natural Light, or Keystone. Cheap beer one resorts to buying when they have a mortgage.

Not anymore, now I drink mortgage beer.

Mortgage beer?

Natty Light.

Ah, gotcha

by Luke5119 October 10, 2015

Beer women

Beer women is a sound commonly heard in the music of a former electronic music producer “B Sands”.

Bear women, bear women *loud bass drop* beer women, beer women

by Lolwhatevermydudes July 5, 2023