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"music on hold"-grade tune

Refers to a somewhat-"tame"/boring and/or repetitive musical composition that is "okay", but definitely nothing special or "memorable" --- it would merely be something that you might wanna half-listen to while waiting for someone to pick up/get back to you on the phone, be serenaded with over a store's PA system while shopping, or have for soothing your impatience when riding a slow elevator.
The NYC Greyhound station plays light-classical music over the ceiling-speakers to help its patrons to while away the long boring hours during bus-layovers; I appreciate it that they don't simply toss "music on hold"-grade tunes at you for extended periods.
by QuacksO March 25, 2019
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Classical Music

Music written for western instruments. A lot of it is centuries old, while some of it is new too. Also something a Brahms (see my definition) would hail as the best music ever, even though you can’t argue that as a objective.
Smart Classical Guy: hey what music do you like?
Smart Rap Guy: I like Rap music
Smart Classical guy: Cool! I like classical music
Dumbass Classical Guy: u guys think Rap is myoosic?!? Lisen tu the klesning sonf of klasikal!

Smart Classical Gay: I do, it’s my favorite genre too, but other people like hip-hop. Open your mind
Dumbass Classical Guy: Nuh brah! U opin Yor Mined!!!
(Dumbass walks away)
Smart Rap Guy: That was annoying
Smart Classical Guy: yeah! Let’s show each other our favorite songs.
Smart Rap Guy: don’t you mean pieces😏
Smart Classical Guy: Oh, you beat me in my own genre. Let’s go!
Smart Rap Guy: yeah man!
by Composer man May 12, 2022
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Music

A genre of different beats mixed together to create a rythem that can soothe a person or cause a person to have different/better emotions
When i was upset i listened to some of music, and i actuallly felt a bit better
by Yourbro-broseph June 5, 2018
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Flannel music

Depressing or edgy music usually indulged by people who wear flannel shirts and act depressed or are just emotionally confused.
“This flannel music is just edgy and unenjoyable
by A Moose in a C-10 February 24, 2020
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Zombie Death Music

A term that some people would use to define screamo and all the genres that include it.
Teenager: -blasts "It Never Ends" by Bring Me The Horizon-
Mother: Are you listening to Zombie Death Music again?!?
Teenager: No...
by KupcakeNinja September 10, 2010
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Banjo music

The sound the rubber bands make when you're face fucking your 12 year old babysitter's braces.
I dropped the babysitter off at her Mom's but we made a little banjo music along the way.
by Sackmeat April 30, 2014
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Music Daddy

A favourite artist

A sugar daddy, but instead of money he gives you good music.
Oh my god, have you heard this artist {artist's name} new song? I swear they are my Music Daddy.
by ThatBitchLilith May 25, 2022
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